Wednesday, October 13, 2004

 

CHARLEE ANNE - KINDERGARTEN CONFABULATOR

If you need a little liar to punch up a story, Charlee Anne's your girl. Give her pigtails, a few freckles, put her in a jumper and stand back.

Here's the specs:

Address: Unknown. Has pointed out several local McMansions as her abode. Evidence doesn't support the assertions.

Parentage: Unknown. Has stated that both parents are in jail.

Other Relatives: No known siblings. Grandparents "not dead yet."

Pets: Claims a deer as a house pet.

Special Skills: Says she sawed Amy in half last summer and put her back together. Claims Amy was unhurt by the procedure. Unable to contact Amy to verify miracle.

Literary Precursors: Shirley Jackson's Charles.

Now appearing here. (10/12/2004 entry)



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