Wednesday, October 13, 2004
CHARLEE ANNE - KINDERGARTEN CONFABULATOR
If you need a little liar to punch up a story, Charlee Anne's your girl. Give her pigtails, a few freckles, put her in a jumper and stand back.
Here's the specs:
Address: Unknown. Has pointed out several local McMansions as her abode. Evidence doesn't support the assertions.
Parentage: Unknown. Has stated that both parents are in jail.
Other Relatives: No known siblings. Grandparents "not dead yet."
Pets: Claims a deer as a house pet.
Special Skills: Says she sawed Amy in half last summer and put her back together. Claims Amy was unhurt by the procedure. Unable to contact Amy to verify miracle.
Literary Precursors: Shirley Jackson's Charles.
Now appearing here. (10/12/2004 entry)
Here's the specs:
Address: Unknown. Has pointed out several local McMansions as her abode. Evidence doesn't support the assertions.
Parentage: Unknown. Has stated that both parents are in jail.
Other Relatives: No known siblings. Grandparents "not dead yet."
Pets: Claims a deer as a house pet.
Special Skills: Says she sawed Amy in half last summer and put her back together. Claims Amy was unhurt by the procedure. Unable to contact Amy to verify miracle.
Literary Precursors: Shirley Jackson's Charles.
Now appearing here. (10/12/2004 entry)
